Pakcipbid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing dog.

Pakcipbid created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pakcipbid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakcipbid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pakcipbid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pakcipbid's Holy Commandments

1. Pakcipbid loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear green hats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.