Dussmitab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered seal.

Dussmitab created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussmitab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussmitab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussmitab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dussmitab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Dussmitab.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the north.