Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong tapir.

Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop.

2. Hapwadlarptenxendabnarloop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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