Litnelltarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omniscient wren.

Litnelltarg created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnelltarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litnelltarg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Litnelltarg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Litnelltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with orange markings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always help capybaras in need.