Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful raven.

Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Hivhakwatcun Hasranfeb.