Tamriglib is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered faun.

Tamriglib created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamriglib, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamriglib, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tamriglib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tamriglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Tamriglib loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.