Camquagtail is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful hare.

Camquagtail created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camquagtail, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camquagtail, she will be very unhappy.

Camquagtail's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Camquagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Camquagtail.