Kangutrutt is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy
snail.
Kangutrutt created a down quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Kangutrutt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Kangutrutt, he will laugh at you.
Kangutrutt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Kangutrutt's Holy Commandments1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. You must love Kangutrutt.
3. You must pray to Kangutrutt four times a day.
4. Never chant in the presence of moths.
5. Do not hurt tortoises.