Raklakdap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent monkey.

Raklakdap created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Raklakdap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Raklakdap, she will manifest in front of you.

Raklakdap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Raklakdap's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing red boots and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.