Kangutrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy snail.

Kangutrutt created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kangutrutt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kangutrutt, he will laugh at you.

Kangutrutt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kangutrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must love Kangutrutt.

3. You must pray to Kangutrutt four times a day.

4. Never chant in the presence of moths.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.