Guddosscat is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, moody
camel.
Guddosscat created the Sun eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Guddosscat, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Guddosscat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Guddosscat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Guddosscat's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured rats.
2. Always help sick badgers.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never talk about chlorophyll.