Fitlagten is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast sheep.

Fitlagten created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitlagten, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fitlagten, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fitlagten's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fitlagten's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to frogs while wearing trousers.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Do not keep five shrews in a large pit.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Always remove dresses before touching nickel.