Dibkimzak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent mouse.

Dibkimzak created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibkimzak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibkimzak, she will turn you into a mole.

Dibkimzak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dibkimzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibkimzak.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Dibkimzak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never look in ponds.