Mipquimzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent goblin.

Mipquimzod created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipquimzod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mipquimzod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipquimzod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mipquimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Mipquimzod.

3. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.