Dibrakbag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional whale.

Dibrakbag created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrakbag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibrakbag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dibrakbag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dibrakbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Do not name children after snails.