Cussnulbestgudont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving horse.

Cussnulbestgudont created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnulbestgudont, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussnulbestgudont, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cussnulbestgudont's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cussnulbestgudont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Never remain standing at dusk.

3. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the south.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cussnulbestgudont in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never run in holy places.