Likzakvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless gerbil.

Likzakvil created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likzakvil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likzakvil, it will be mildly annoyed.

Likzakvil's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Likzakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.