Donhugbog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable squid.

Donhugbog created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhugbog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donhugbog, it will turn you into a goat.

Donhugbog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Donhugbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Donhugbog on top of important buildings.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never paint your chest yellow.