Getmidjam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced parrot.

Getmidjam created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getmidjam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Getmidjam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Getmidjam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Getmidjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Getmidjam loves eagles, so they must be respected.