Gidfomladbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, loving dove.

Gidfomladbarn created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidfomladbarn, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gidfomladbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gidfomladbarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gidfomladbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Gidfomladbarn loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Gidfomladbarn's priests.

3. Gidfomladbarn loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Never adorn your legs with orange markings.

5. Pray only in moonlight.