Cambephab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart guinea pig.

Cambephab created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambephab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cambephab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cambephab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cambephab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.