Maphentun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, annoying squid.

Maphentun created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Maphentun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Maphentun, it will ignore you.

Maphentun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Maphentun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not dye your hair black.