Bosswodpark is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered seal.

Bosswodpark created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosswodpark, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bosswodpark, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bosswodpark's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bosswodpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Never hop in summer.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bosswodpark.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Put Bosswodpark first in all things.