Tapgudnutfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced wyvern.

Tapgudnutfut created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapgudnutfut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tapgudnutfut, she will turn you into a slug.

Tapgudnutfut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tapgudnutfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not eat grapes.