Rullitaf Padnatartfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind skunk.

Rullitaf Padnatartfub created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullitaf Padnatartfub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullitaf Padnatartfub, she will turn you into a slug.

Rullitaf Padnatartfub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rullitaf Padnatartfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Never mix carrots with ash.

4. Always help swans.

5. Pray towards the south.