Belltenpig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous centaur.

Belltenpig created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Belltenpig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Belltenpig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Belltenpig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Belltenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.