Zantiknil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous warg.

Zantiknil created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zantiknil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zantiknil, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Zantiknil's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zantiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing fawn tights.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.