Rullmutbomstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody salamander.

Rullmutbomstaf created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullmutbomstaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rullmutbomstaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rullmutbomstaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rullmutbomstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.