Fligdonhog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy meerkat.

Fligdonhog created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligdonhog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligdonhog, she will not invite you to parties.

Fligdonhog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fligdonhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.