Dibarnlogbus is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent zebra.

Dibarnlogbus created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibarnlogbus, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibarnlogbus, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dibarnlogbus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dibarnlogbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing magenta rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing shoes.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Run away if six sharks approach from the east.