Febgubfar Bidyarpzag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate skunk.

Febgubfar Bidyarpzag created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febgubfar Bidyarpzag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Febgubfar Bidyarpzag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Febgubfar Bidyarpzag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Febgubfar Bidyarpzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wash your legs before prayer.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.