Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous wasp.

Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Larpfemcedzodrilsafbabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing red hats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing indigo trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.