Gamwipcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic newt.

Gamwipcuss created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamwipcuss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gamwipcuss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gamwipcuss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gamwipcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Gamwipcuss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never gather six mites in one place.