Lik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent porpoise.

Lik created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lik, it will torture you forever.

Lik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing black hats and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Never mark doors with cyan.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always store grapes above ground.