Hottailwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm ant.

Hottailwig created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hottailwig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hottailwig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hottailwig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hottailwig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Put Hottailwig first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Hottailwig.