Ranwighen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced salamander.

Ranwighen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Ranwighen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranwighen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranwighen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ranwighen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.