Quaglapbon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, charitable fox.

Quaglapbon created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaglapbon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quaglapbon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quaglapbon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quaglapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing orange stockings and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about dark matter.