Mindot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, resourceful hedgehog.

Mindot created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mindot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mindot, she will cry a lot.

Mindot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mindot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Run away from mauve cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat figs on holy days.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.