Figdapgod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet dugong.

Figdapgod created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figdapgod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figdapgod, she will have a low opinion of you.

Figdapgod's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Figdapgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near mice while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never prepare cherries during summer.

5. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.