Bifbedafdusspopnak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able meerkat.

Bifbedafdusspopnak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifbedafdusspopnak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bifbedafdusspopnak, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bifbedafdusspopnak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bifbedafdusspopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.