Satyikdun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing crocodile.

Satyikdun created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satyikdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Satyikdun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Satyikdun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Satyikdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.