Gardogtun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome hummingbird.

Gardogtun created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gardogtun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gardogtun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gardogtun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gardogtun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six voles approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.