Zagnatster is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful clam.

Zagnatster created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnatster, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagnatster, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zagnatster's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zagnatster's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six nematodes near walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed grapes to snakes while wearing white boots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.