Gedripgod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud lizard.

Gedripgod created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Gedripgod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedripgod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gedripgod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gedripgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never eat bark.