Ragsisvon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Ragsisvon created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragsisvon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragsisvon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ragsisvon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ragsisvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always help seals.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Ragsisvon.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.