Lensisrill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless human.

Lensisrill created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lensisrill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lensisrill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lensisrill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lensisrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.