Vilhitnartwee is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical octopus.

Vilhitnartwee created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Vilhitnartwee, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilhitnartwee, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vilhitnartwee's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vilhitnartwee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Vilhitnartwee on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near turtles while wearing red rings.

3. Never talk about gravity near porpoises while wearing blue stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about bacteria.