Tundamyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair chicken.

Tundamyar created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tundamyar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tundamyar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tundamyar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tundamyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tundamyar.