Mapfadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective penguin.

Mapfadbog created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfadbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mapfadbog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mapfadbog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Mapfadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.