Ziglatveen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable centipede.

Ziglatveen created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Ziglatveen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ziglatveen, it will be very unhappy.

Ziglatveen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ziglatveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to badgers while wearing gray shirts.

2. Never wear red shorts.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Never wear violet skirts on sacred days.

5. Never sit in winter.