Libfebrawpang is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane aardvark.

Libfebrawpang created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libfebrawpang, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libfebrawpang, she will jump up and down on your head.

Libfebrawpang's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Libfebrawpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.