Cudten is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful pig.

Cudten created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudten, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudten, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cudten's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cudten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help rats in need.