Higlinflap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind wyrm.

Higlinflap created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlinflap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higlinflap, he will think nothing of it.

Higlinflap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Higlinflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Put Higlinflap first in all things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.