Dubsafkad Fottanmil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty hare.

Dubsafkad Fottanmil created water two years ago.

If you believe in Dubsafkad Fottanmil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubsafkad Fottanmil, it will remove you from existence.

Dubsafkad Fottanmil's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dubsafkad Fottanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the north.