Cutnullwot is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent
mink.
Cutnullwot created a bottom quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cutnullwot, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Cutnullwot, he will refuse to believe in you.
Cutnullwot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Cutnullwot's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not speak about limes.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.