Cutnullwot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent mink.

Cutnullwot created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cutnullwot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutnullwot, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cutnullwot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cutnullwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.