Fothimbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, proud bee.

Fothimbog created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fothimbog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fothimbog, she will turn you into a worm.

Fothimbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fothimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Run away from green dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed apples to moths while wearing trousers.