Jadbinril is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing snake.

Jadbinril created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbinril, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadbinril, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jadbinril's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jadbinril's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never laugh in holy places.