Tonkbogfebhan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid clam.

Tonkbogfebhan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbogfebhan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tonkbogfebhan, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonkbogfebhan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tonkbogfebhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkbogfebhan.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.