Titfetpodfotpom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage chicken.

Titfetpodfotpom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titfetpodfotpom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Titfetpodfotpom, he will turn you into a plant.

Titfetpodfotpom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Titfetpodfotpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never run in the presence of birds.