Tarnatbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful swallow.

Tarnatbog created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarnatbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarnatbog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tarnatbog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tarnatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing hats.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing magenta ear rings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the south.