Sakcumgebbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful swan.

Sakcumgebbog created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcumgebbog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakcumgebbog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sakcumgebbog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sakcumgebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sakcumgebbog.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Sakcumgebbog's name in vain.