Sakcumgebbog is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, merciful
swan.
Sakcumgebbog created Europe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakcumgebbog, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sakcumgebbog, it will refuse to believe in you.
Sakcumgebbog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Sakcumgebbog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about otters.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Sakcumgebbog.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not take Sakcumgebbog's name in vain.