Bopligpib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish eagle.

Bopligpib created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopligpib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopligpib, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bopligpib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bopligpib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured mites.