Hombopdum is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart whale.

Hombopdum created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombopdum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hombopdum, it will turn you into a dog.

Hombopdum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hombopdum's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to music.