Sastagdap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful goose.

Sastagdap created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sastagdap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sastagdap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sastagdap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sastagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Never mark doors with green.

4. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not resist order.