Rigzandag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Rigzandag created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzandag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigzandag, it will be very sad.

Rigzandag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rigzandag's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with mauve markings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not drink alcohol.