Ominvedxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful octopus.

Ominvedxen created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominvedxen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ominvedxen, she will destroy your home planet.

Ominvedxen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ominvedxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.