Komhonbit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful warg.

Komhonbit created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Komhonbit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komhonbit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Komhonbit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Komhonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.