Hugyatrak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, narcissistic crow.

Hugyatrak created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugyatrak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugyatrak, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hugyatrak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hugyatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Always store peanuts above ground.

5. Never chant in holy places.